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officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup

hauntful:

you give me a boner.

not a penis boner.

but a boner in my heart.

a heart on.

an affection erection

flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

Song:
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Album: Unknown
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Played: 0

tyleroakley:

ichthyologist:

samspiderman:

ok we had to watch this in chem class

that sexual tension

that spill was not an accident

So does your lab partner get to watch for the whole 15 minutes?

introspection-luck-and-talent:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Teaches History

I reblog this for the anon who once sent me an ask telling me there was no such thing as a history fandom on tumblr.

HAKUNA MA’VODKA —it means no memories, for the rest of the night. (via jarpad)

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

ungoliants-shadow:

dontbereediculous:

my life.

ponett:

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

i’m going to sleep at 10 tonight —i say before i proceed to stay up until 1, maybe 2 (via sept151983)

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me